It's just it's just gonna be a little bit of a hassle. We're gonna have to go through interdimensional customs, so you're gonna have to do me a real solid. Morty Uh-oh. Rick When we get to customs, I'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom, and I'm gonna need you to put them way up inside your butthole, Morty.
Morty In my butt? Rick Put them way up inside there, as far as they can fit. I really don't want to have to do that. Rick Well, somebody's got to do it, Morty. Th-these seeds aren't gonna get through customs unless they're in someone's rectum, Morty.
Morty Uuuh. Rick And they'll fall right out of mine. I've done this too many times, Morty. I mean, you're young. Y-y-you've got your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable. You got to do it for grandpa, Morty. Y- burps. Please, Morty. You have to do it, Morty. Morty Oh, man. Principal Vagina The fact is, your son, Morty, has attended this school for a total of seven hours over the last two months.
Beth What? Why didn't you notify us? Principal Vagina I done been notifying you. Have you not been getting the messages I've been leaving with Morty's grandfather? Jerry Boom! Told you! In your face! He is ruining our child! Wait, what am I celebrating? Principal Vagina Yeah, see, I thought something was fishy there, because it's usually Morty's grandpa that's taking him out of school.
Beth Summer? Summer sobs. What kind of God lets this happen? Principal Vagina We had a little incident. A student was frozen to death. And there's no evidence that a Latino student did it! Everyone wants to take this to a racial place. I won't let them. Announcer The glarp zone is for flarping and unglarping only. Alien So, I told him, "give me the blimfarx," you know? This-this guy he doesn't understand interstellar currency. Alien It's, like, I'm trying to eat a flimflam like, that's what we eat on Girvonesk.
Rick Morty comes up to him, who is waiting in line to get through security. Morty Yeah, Rick. Let's just get this over with, okay? I mean, these things are pointy. They hurt. Rick That means they're good ones. You're a good kid, Morty.
Those mega seeds are super valuable to my work. You've been a huge help to me. I'm gonna be able to do a-. Gromflomite Okay, next through. Except you. You go over there. Rick Why does he have to go over there? Gromflomite Random check. He's got to go through the new machine.
Rick What new- burps. Gromflomite It's a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your butt. Rick Run, Morty! Morty Aaaaaah! Gromfomite Red alert! Morty Ohhhhh! Rick pushes over a giant capsule, with an alien fetus over, smashing some Gromflomites, to slow them down. Morty Ohhhhhh! Morty Aaaaah! Rick Don't think about it! Rick Ooh! Oh, nice, Morty! The student becomes the teacher. Morty Whoooooo! Alien Aah! Aw, hell, no, dawg.
You know me I'm just trying to— Rick and Morty crash to the ground and he dies; they then run to the portal computer. Rick I need to type in the coordinates to our home world, Morty.
Cover me. I mean, you know, I-I don't want to shoot nobody. Rick They're just robots, Morty! It's okay to shoot them!
They're robots! Morty shoots a Glenn, blowing his leg off, and making blood gush out as he drops down in pain. Glenn Aaaaah! My leg is shot off! Other Gromflomite Glenn's bleeding to death! Someone call his wife and children! Morty They're not robots, Rick!
Rick It's a figure of speech, Morty. They're bureaucrats. I don't respect them. Just keep shooting, Morty. You have no idea what prison is like here! Morty continues shooting the Gromflomites and even kills some innocent bystanders while Rick hacks into the portal to take them back home.
Morty Holy crap! This is insane! Rick opens the portal and takes Morty in with him. Rick Come on, Morty! We got to get the hell out of here! Jessica Wow. Did you just come into the cafeteria through a portal? Morty Uh, yeah. Well, you know, my-my Ferrari's in the shop. Jessica You're Morty, right? Morty Yeah. Rick grabs Morty and takes him way.
Rick You can get his number later. We got to get out of here. You got to get those seeds out of your ass. Jerry Oh, look, honey. It's our son with Albert Ein-douche. Jerry I'm an angry father, not an improviser. Rick Oh, hi, Jerry. Oh, my goodness, Morty!
What are you doing out of class? We talked about this. Your-your parents and I are very disappointed in-in this behavior No takers? Rick and Morty are back at home in the garage while Jerry and Beth start taking all his things and packing them up so he can move to the nursing home.
Rick You guys should really not be touching that stuff. It's beyond your reasoning. Jerry You're beyond our reasoning! Rick Takes one to know one. Beth Dad, how could you make my son miss an entire semester of school?
I mean, it's not like he's a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's. Rick What what are you guys doing with my stuff? Beth We're moving you to a nursing home. Rick A nursing home? What are what are you, nuts?
I'm a genius. I build robots for fun. Beth What does that mean? Jerry It's personal. Morty Dad, mom, come on. Rick just needed my help is all. Jerry Morty, stay out of this. You are obviously not capable of judging these situations on your own. Rick What are you trying to say about Morty? That he's stupid or something?
Beth Oh, don't high-road us, dad. You know fully well that Morty is the last child that needs to be missing classes. Rick I-I-I don't know what you mean by that. Can can can you be a little bit more specific? Jerry Oh, for crying out—he's got some kind of disability or something.
Is that what you want us to say? Morty I do? Jerry Well, duh doy, son. Look, I love you, Morty, but we both know you're not as fast as the other kids, and if you want to compete in this world, you got to work twice as hard. Morty Aw, geez, dad. Y-you know, that's a lot to drop on a kid all at once.
Rick Morty, t-tell your parents the square root of pi. Morty Oh, come on, Rick. You know I can't. Rick The square root of Pi, Morty. Morty 1. Beth What the hell? Jerry checks Morty's answer with calculator. Holy crap. He's right. Rick Morty, tell your parents the first law of Thermodynamics. Morty "The increment in the internal energy of a system is equal to the increment of heat supplied to the system. I'm so smart! Jerry But—. Rick I told the both of you school is stupid.
It's not how you learn things. Morty's a gifted child. He has a special mind. That's why he's my little helper. He's like me.
He's gonna be doing great science stuff later in his life. He's too smart for school. He needs to keep hanging out and helping me. Beth Jerry, I don't want whatever's happening here to stop.
Jerry No, I-I understand. Uh, maybe we overreacted. But he has to keep going to school. Rick Okay, Jerry. You drive a hard bargain, but what am I supposed to do?
Say no? You-you really wear the pants around here. I just want you to know, between us, from now on, it's gonna be clear communication. Summer butts in, crying over the death of Frank. Summer crying. Frank Palicky was frozen to death today! Rick No idea what you're talking about.
Summer leaves, crying. Jerry Okay. Well, uh, Morty, it's your bedtime in an hour. Don't stay up all night again. This is good, though. This can work. I think we can be a family and now, Beth, if you'll have me, I would love to have you. Beth You know what? Morty Holy cow, Rick. I didn't know hanging out with you was making me smarter.
Rick Full disclosure, Morty it's not. Temporary superintelligence is just a side effect of the mega seeds dissolving in your rectal cavity. Morty Aw, man. Rick Yeah, and once those seeds wear off, you're gonna lose most of your motor skills, and you're also gonna lose a significant amount of brain functionality for 72 hours, Morty.
Starting right about now. Morty Ohh, man. Rick I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come and I needed those seeds real bad, and I had to give them up just to get your parents off my back, so now we're gonna have to go get more adventures.
Jerry singing Last King Christmas last arrived! Jerry singing In the Christmas Christmas! Jerry, you are really giving it to this ham. Jerry Um, Merry Christmas? My parents are coming over for the first time in years! Can we stow the gadgets and look alive? Beth Alive? For your parents? Jerry Good one. Beth Hey man! Jerry You 'hey man'! This holiday is about humanity. Morty not looking up from his tablet You know, I thought it was about being born half-God or something. Jerry Okay, whatever.
All electronic items are going in the stocking. Morty hands over his tablet Ohhhh Summer Dad, I'm not giving you my phone. Jerry Put it in the stocking, Summer, or I'm joining Facebook.
Rick offscreen Ho ho ho, everybody. Jerry More like whoa whoa whoa. What is this? My parents are coming! Rick Calm down Jerry, this is Ruben, an old friend.
Ruben Pearl Harbor. Rick I check in on him once a year and give him a little burp medical burp evaluation. Beth Aw, Dad That is so sweet. Jerry squinting suspiciously Yeah, it is I don't get it. Ruben Korea. Jerry Huh. You think you know a guy. The doorbell rings. Okay, there's my parents. Now remember, no TV, no phones, no laptops, we are connecting this Christmas, like old-school Jews on a Saturday.
Leonard Merry Christmas, son. Jerry Oh, hi. Can I help you? Joyce Jerry, this is Jacob. Beth, Summer, and Morty No. Jacob You must be Jerry! That's a fine lookin' apron. William Sonoma? Jerry smiling uncomfortably I wish But thank you. We are providing virus Free Games. Our games are virus and malware-free that are not attacked by any virus.
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